To all the flying/crawling creatures that enter my room,

Please take note of the possible causes of your death in my room:

1. You bite/bit/had bitten/are bitting me.
2. You landed on monitor when I'm watching movie.
3. You are on my bed.
4. You're noisy.
5. You annoy/annoyed/are annoying me.
6. I don't like your look.
7. I don't like you being six-legged.
8. I don't like your black and white stripes.
9. I don't like your wings.
10. In short, all mosquitoes MUST die!
    
11. I'm in a foul mood.
12. I can't sleep.
13. I'm stressed.
14. I'm feeling playful.
15. I'm feeling sadist.
16. Actually, when I'm plainly being myself =)